The Japanese Devil Fish Girl and Other Unnatural Attractions by Robert Rankin

Author:Robert Rankin
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Humorous, Science Fiction, General, Fiction
ISBN: 9780575078734
Publisher: Victor Gollancz Limited
Published: 2010-12-30T10:00:00+00:00

‘Help!’ cried George. ‘Help!’

The party of Jovians cheered.

Professor Coffin clapped his hands. Ada stared on, speechless. Darwin the monkey gibbered and jigged. Young Master Hitler did spittings in somebody’s casserole.

‘Down please, now,’ called George to the swami. ‘I have had enough now, thanks.’ And as George struggled upon high, to the admiration of some, but still the complete lack of interest of others, a bolt of lightning struck the ship and it slewed wildly to port.

Tables and chairs, diners and waiters took to a sudden rush. Crockery tumbled, diners upended, falling glass shattered, chaos ensued. Another great flash and the ship slewed to starboard. Chairs, tables, diners and all rushed back. Up on high and seemingly cocooned against gravity’s urgent callings, George looked on in horror. Folk were being bowled about like dolls in a giant’s toy box. A chandelier fell from the ceiling, statues toppled and smashed.

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